OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS WHY AM I REBLOGGING THIS LOOK AT HER FACE NO CAROL BE STRONG I’M SO SORRY

emma-twistt:

The Breakfast Club (1985)

If you hate this movie we can’t be friends

We can still be friends, but you may have to suffer through this movie here and there

I earned the “power month” badge on my Untapped app, which means I’ve had 30 beers in 30 days. It’s not that impressive seeing as how I get a free beer every shift I work, but I still feel pretty accomplished

mildlyamused:

sherlock-the-dragon:

In which Spiderman becomes the Internet.

I’ve reblogged this at least three times and I will continue to do so until the sun explodes and universe dies.

this is why we need Spiderman in the Avengers movies

"

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

"

-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x) 

Anthony Mackie is a gift to all mankind. 

(via bartdontlie)

section9:

(via xkcd: Free Speech)
Today’s XKCD fucking killed it.

"I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express."

section9:

(via xkcd: Free Speech)

Today’s XKCD fucking killed it.

"I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express."

therothwoman:

shh-im-wondering:

seekingthespheres:

"What they don’t understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you’re eleven, you’re also ten, and nine, and eight and seven, and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one." -Sandra Cisneros, "Eleven"

Oh no this is super adorable

I finally stopped to take a closer look at this and oh my GOD this is amazing.

yourzombiefriend:

Does anyone actually do anything on May 4th or do we all just collectively nerd laugh about it?

firstsonofodin:

blackheartedgod:

moriarty:

Stan Lee on Marvel OTPs

So basically Stan Lee ships everyone with anyone.

God hath spoken.